Thursday, September 27, 2012

The Perfect Pet

While on vacation a random dog seemed to adopt us.  He would wait for us each day on the trail to the beach and follow us to the water.  I began to look forward to his wagging tail and floppy tongue greeting.  On the way back to our apartment, Phin would always explain how we had enjoyed the company, but we were not open to pet adoption.  I think the perseverance of this dog was beginning to soften Phin's firm stance, and by the end of the trip it was agreed that our new family may one day include pets.  Phin amended this to state we would only be taking applications from fish.  Upon hearing the news, the dog jumped in the ocean and splashed about.  Sadly, Phin was not convinced gills had been grown and we had to wave goodbye to the dog.  

I approved of the "fish only" policy until I saw this guy.  Now I want to smuggle him into our bathtub (which is still awaiting our first pet) and name him "Nemo"!    




Wednesday, September 26, 2012

Nighttime Terror


Three thirty-three in the morning is not a good time to be awake.  Especially if that awake person suffers from an over-active imagination – and is spending the night alone.  The twelves are cautious, the ones are worrisome, the twos are frightening, but the threes are downright terrifying.  The trick is to keep the imagination in check until the grouchy fours are reached.  The fours signalize a good chance that morning, if not exactly arrived, is on the way to chase nighttime under the bed.  There nighttime will hide until once again it finds someone unfortunately awake on its watch.  The clock changed - 3:37.

Zoey heard the siren approaching.  Faintly at first but getting loudly insistent– something bad was happening – a probable heart-attack.  Some night that could be her.  Her heart was racing and seemed to beat erratically.  Oh no, the siren must be for her.  Well, at least the ambulance was responding quickly – in fact, on second thought, perhaps a little too quickly.  She tried to calm herself down.  “Zoey, you are not having a heart-attack, and that siren is not for you.”  Her breathing became a bit more normal.  She checked the clock – 3:42. 

She tried to laugh off her scare - to think that ambulance was for her when she hadn’t even dialed 911. Panic was back in a flash!!!  How could you dial 911 when you were having a heart-attack?  Tomorrow – if it ever got here – she would buy one of those emergency beepers usually reserved for the elderly.  Having a plan calmed her down and she was able to turn her concentration fully on making it through the threes:  3:45, 3:46, 3:47.

Headlights broke through the blinds like an intruder and interrupted Zoey’s intent stare at the clock.  Her annoyance was cut short.  Displayed in full view on the wall was the silhouette of a man hunched outside her bedroom window.  Zoey froze as the man’s shadow ran quickly across the walls of her bedroom while the car drove slowly past.  The car and its headlights were gone taking away the shadow, but Zoey knew the man was still out there.

Holding her breath, Zoey slid to the floor hiding between the small space between the bed and wall.  She waited for what seemed like forever.  Hearing nothing she cautiously glanced at the clock, 4:01.  She had made it!!!  There was no way she was getting murdered during the dead of night now.  With morning on her side, she felt courageous enough to look out the window and monitor the progress of the potential prowler.  She eased up one corner of the blinds, but saw nothing.  The alley was deserted.  She sat up and looked directly out her window.  There was no man, no intruder, no prowler, just a smirking rhododendron bush with one branch leaning casually on the windowsill.  Zoey had officially made it through the night, and now it was time to get some sleep.